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Russian, Cuban, American and a Lawyer(俄罗斯,古巴,美国和律师)

2014-03-13  来源:    作者:   浏览:1901

A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train.

The Russian takes a bottle of the Best Vodka out of his pack; pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In USSR, we have the best vodka in the world, nowhere in the world you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukraine. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." Saying that, he opened the window and throws the rest of the bottle through it. All the others were quite impressed.

The Cuban takes a pack of Havanas, takes one of them, lights it and begins to smoke it saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars in the world, nowhere in the world there is so many and so good cigars and we have so much of them, that we can just throw them away...". Saying that, he throws the pack of Havanas through the window. One more time, everybody is quite impressed. At this time, the American just stands up, opens the window, and throws the Lawyer through it... an envelope from the lawyer: $20 due for a consultation.

 

一个俄罗斯人,一个古巴人,一个美国人和一个律师在一列火车上。

俄罗斯人从他的包里拿出来一瓶最好的伏特加,倒在玻璃杯子里一些。喝了它,然后说:“在俄罗斯,我们有世界上最好的伏特加,世界上没有一个地方你可以找到像我们乌克兰生产雪茄一样好的。我们有这么多的,我们可以把它扔掉。”正说着,他打开窗户通过它抛出剩下的酒,其余的人都非常的震惊。

古巴人拿一包哈瓦那雪茄,拿出其中一根,点着它并且开始抽烟了,说:“在古巴,我们有世界上最好的雪茄,世界上没有一个地方有这么多,这么好的雪茄,我们有这么多,我们可以把它扔掉。”说着,他通过窗户扔掉了这包哈瓦那雪茄。再一次,每个人都震惊了。在这个时候,美国人站起来了,打开窗户,通过它抛出律师。律师的一个信封写着:20美元的咨询费。


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