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Two Americans, a Cuban and a Russian were traveling in Europe

2014-03-14  来源:    作者:   浏览:3576

Two Americans, a businessman and a lawyer, were traveling on a train in Europe. Sharing the compartment with them were a Cuban and a Russian.

After an hour of travel, the Russian takes a brand new bottle of vodka out and asks if any of his companions would like to have a drink with him. All accept and so the Russian pours a drink for the other three and himself. Then he throws the rest of the bottle out the window of the train. The American businessman looks on in disbelief.

"Why did you throw that fine bottle of vodka out the window? In the US that brand of vodka is very expensive!"

The Russian replied: "In my country we have all the vodka well ever be able to drink. Its one thing that we have plenty of. Ill get a dozen bottles just like it for the equivalent of one US dime."

After everyone had finished their vodka, the Cuban got out a new box of fine Havana cigars and asked if any of his companions would like one to smoke. Every one appreciating the fine aroma, etc of good Havana cigars, took one. As they were lighting up, the Cuban threw the rest of the box out the window. Again, the American businessman was astonished.

"How could you throw away such good cigars? In the US, if we could get Havana cigars like that, they would cost us a hundred dollars a box!"

The Cuban gentleman replied: "In my country, such cigars are everywhere. I can get a dozen boxes just like that one for ten cents. These cigars are every where!"

The American business man sits and ponders over what hes learned in the past hour from the Russian and Cuban. Then suddenly he stands up, grabs the lawyer, and throws him out the window, and says: "In my country..."

 

两个美国人,一个商人和一个律师,正坐火车在欧洲旅行。与他们在同一车厢的是一个古巴人和一个俄罗斯人。旅行一个小时后,俄罗斯人拿出来一瓶全新的伏特加问他的任何朋友是否想和他喝一杯,所有人都接受,因此俄罗斯人给其他三人和自己倒了一杯。然后他把瓶子里剩下的从火车的窗户扔掉了,美国商人难以置信的看着。

“为什么你把这瓶上等的伏特加扔出窗外?在美国这个牌子的伏特加是非常昂贵的!”

俄罗斯人答道:“在我们国家,我们有我们曾经能喝的所有伏特加,我们有充足的,我得到十几瓶就相当于一枚美国硬币一样。

所有人喝完他们的伏特加之后,古巴人拿出一盒新的很棒的哈瓦那雪茄问他的任何一个朋友是否愿意吸一根。每个人都会感激这美好的味道,等着好的哈瓦那雪茄,带走一根。他们点燃的时候,古巴人把剩下的雪茄丢到窗外。美国商人又一次感到震惊。

“你怎么能丢掉这样好的雪茄?在美国,如果我们打算得到像那样的哈瓦那雪茄,他们会花费我们一百美元一盒!”

古巴先生回答:“在我们国家,这样的雪茄到处都是。我得到十几盒像刚才那样的雪茄只需要十美分。这些雪茄到处都是。

美国商人坐着思考他在过去一小时从俄罗斯人和古巴人那学到的知识。然后他突然站起来,抓起律师,把他扔出窗外,说:“在我们国家……”


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